I AM SO CONFUSED.
I was on the phone with my girlfriend and he messages me on facebook ‘hey sexy’ ….I didn’t respond so then HE CALLS ME 5 minutes later and obviously I don’t answer then he texts me like 5 minutes later. And then this… And I am so confused.
okay so I’m at work and I just heard possibly the most ignorant bullshit that I’ve ever actually witnessed in person.
This lady was taking out her layaway and she was with her friend or sister possibly and and with the two of them they had like 6 kids. All of them looked like they were around like 4-7 and there was one who was probably like 11. Anyways we have a gumball machine right in front of the layaway counter so kids are always asking for gum and the lady gave all of them a quarter except one little boy who was 5 at the most and he asked why he couldn’t get any gum and she told him he couldn’t have any because he kissed a boy at school today and he asked again for a quarter and her sister was like ‘who kissed a boy?!’ And she told her about it and the friend said to this little boy ‘you better not be a damn fag’ and of course he doesn’t understand but he started crying because he wanted a gumball. So one of the little girls who was maybe like 7 tried to give him hers and the mom took it from her and said ‘you don’t share with homos’ and threw the gumball in the trash.
I wanted to throw up. What kind of mom treats their kids like that. He probably doesn’t even understand what he did was “wrong”.
listen up gang! heres a silly little thing that happened today at work.
okay but no really. so i took my lunch a little after 7, me and kayla went out to her car, got mcdonalds, etcetcetcetcetcshessocuteetcetcetcetcetc
ANYWAYS
so i get back inside, clock in, tell the other girl im working with she can take her lunch and then i start detailing like the mens sweats and whatever because were comepletely dead. like were open until midnight for the next 2 weeks for holiday hours or whatever and yeah. there are absolutely no customers. plus its a sunday night plus it was rainy and just yeah.
so im sitting on the ground folding these sweats, this big huge guy comes up to me, licking his lips and whatnot, ‘hey baby, where are yalls sweats at’ i look at him… look at the sweat wall… look back at him… im just like
so then i just wave my hand at the sweats and he’s like ‘oh im sorry baby i was so distracted by your beautiful face i didnt even notice.’ and im still sitting on the ground like…
okay that was the cheesiest thing ive ever heard in my life. anyways so i just kind of laughed a little and then he asks ‘well can you show me where the black sweats are in a size 3x?’ so im just like okayyyyyyyy and i get up, now i realize this dude is like 6’5 im just like whut is happening and i show him, theyre of course on the like the highest shelf, i can barely reach and he was like ‘dont worry baby i got em’ so he gets them and im like okay have a good day and try to walk away as fast as possible
then he follows me over to the mens jeans and leans against the shelf and says ‘so you got a man huh? well you know he aint no good im a real man ill give you some good lovin’
at this point im just like waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
and im like uhh i dont have a boyfriend.. and kind of laugh it off. and he’s like “oh yeah i saw you with him about 10 minutes ago outside in his little white car. he aint even give you a kiss or nothin when you left just some lil punk ass hug if you were my woman i would most def be showin you how much i love you before i drop you off at work”
im just like
because i realize hes talking about kayla. and im just like ‘oh uhhhhhhh…. well…… that was a girl. but. um.. okay…’ because i mean what the hell do you say in response to something like that?
and hes just like ‘oooh, so you like girls then?’ and i said yes so fast i dont even.. i just wanted him to get away from me
and hes like ‘naaahh you too pretty to be getting with females” im just like whut. since when did being attractive or not attractive decide your sexual orientation? i just looked around like is this real life right now what is happening
BUT THEN. THE WORST PART
DO. YOU. KNOW. WHAT. HE. ACTUALLY. SAID. TO. ME. you need to give me your number and ill show you how a real man puts it down, ya little pretty ass dont need to be messin with no dykes. you wont be thinking about females once i put it down’
the entire time.. im just like
so i just stand there with the most confused, horrified expression on my face and he asks me again if he can get my number and im just like…
and i turned around and kind of really quickly walked back into the stock room and then asked over the walkie where this other girl who i work with was at. and waited for him to leave.
This is a picture my friend Roxy and I were tagged in by a guy we went to school with. Basically he supports Romney and thinks democrats are a joke, etcetc.
So now all of these homophobic hillbillies are commenting on it and liking it as you can see the beginning of it…
I really have no words for any of this. Maybe I should just ‘settle’ for domestic partnership if I ever find someone I would want to spend the rest of my life with. I mean, you know.. just for the time being.. It’s not like we’ve been waiting very long anyways. I mean why the hell should I be able to have the same rights as every other heterosexual couple? Oh and why should any support women’s rights? I mean we pretty much are just equal to men right? there’s no difference in how we’re treated, right?
so you guys all pretty much know, well at least the few people who read my ramblings know about me and the cute boy the other night right?
okay anyways. so that was like a week ago and my hickeys still havent gone away. like they look like it just happened an hour ago its kind of ridic. ANYWAYS
so my mom just now saw one of them like 15 minutes ago. and she was like ‘oh my god you got a hickey?!’ and i was just like O______________O and turned around and she was like ‘who was it?! blahblahblah’ and i was like “no one, it wasnt even a thing it was jsut a thing okay i dont even know okay i dont even.” andshe was just like wat and then kept asking 80427089347 times then finally she was like “was it a boy or girl?” and i was just like deslgj;;;;;;;;;bnojgtnojernmbojndgojsdngj and my back was still turned to her and i turned around and i just blurted out girl because i didnt want to say it was a guy because then she would be like “OMG WHAT THE HELL YOURE GOING AROUND HAVING SEX WITH GUYS BLAHBLAHBLAH” so yeah i just blurted out girl and she literally did not even care she was just like ‘well who is she? if youre close enough with someone to let them leave hickies on your neck but you cant tell me their name? ohhhhhh… let me guess it’s kayla?’ and i was just like
“WAT NO I WISH” but anyways yeah
so i guess i just came out to my mom
and she did not give a fuck
she just wanted to know who im dating (who is no one by the way shes worried about nothing.. -_____-)
she called me earlier. but i was at steak n shake with my friend so i didnt see it or answer. :c i texted her and apologized and shes all like, nooo its okay im just watching shes the man and probably going to sleep later because i have nothing else better to do. and im just like aweee. :c and i told her i was going to call her when i got home but i didnt want to wake her up and shes like noo noo its okay, ill wait.
so i texted her when i got home (like a hour later) because i just wanted to make sure she wasnt alseep before i called her, i didnt want to wake her up, but she was already asleeeep. :c (well she didnt answer so i figured she was)
so i just texted her goodnight c: ♥
ughhh geshfgjdhjgndsojndsojd. this isnt good to like her. not good at all.
she keeps saying she wouldnt date anyone so much younger than her.
but
BUT
ijustfeellikeshehasacrushonme. letspretendokay.
like earlier before i went into work we were texted and said how now her ex is dating her exex. so she was just like whaaat kljdsogjsepog.
and yeah so i told her i was going to give her a hug when i got to work and she texted me back (but i didnt see it because like the hour before i went in i was super rushed and it was cray) but anyways i didnt see it until i got to work and after i hugged her again she she texted me and said ‘and a kiss? … jk’ lmaooo.
so then she came over to say bye to me before she left and i started teasing her about it, then my wingman/woman (aka my best friend) came over and we were all talking and she kept like teasing her to. and she was blushing and she was so cute and just omg
So I went for like the last 2 hours-ish. I saw sooooo many people I knew! Oh my god. Even people who like hated me in high school ran up and hugged me like we were just the best of friends. Like even people I hadn’t seen since freshman year. It’s weird that people remember me like that. Oh and of course guess who I see there… Kayla. Waaaah she was sooo cute! ^ u^ And like okay I’m walking around with my sister and her girlfriend. And then we were walking away from the stage towards like he food stands and stuff because her gf wanted to smoke. Then I saw Kayla. (Well I was kinda far away and it was dark and I have bad vision already plus I could only see her profile and at first I’m like ‘wow that girl is super cute wait… She looks familiar. wait… Wait… Wait… WAIT… Oh my god.’) And I like freaked and turned around super fast. And my sister is just like… “o . o wat?” Then Kayla spots me (SHE WAS WITH HER EX BTW. TODAY IS HER EX’S BIRTHDAY. -____-) anyways. She spots me and shes just like.. waaaaah! And runs at me (like her friends and her ex is talking to her and and she just leaves them and runs away towards me.) And she like tackles me and she was like ultra mega super monster bear hugging me and she was like holding me so tight and I’m just like ( *swoon* /*w*/) omg we were hugging for so long. I just. Jdjlsksnshendljtnsnjsjsjwkakkslspsj. Then we were talking for a second and I introduced her to my sister and her gf and it was weird because she knew my sisters girlfriend from high school I guess. And Idk. Then I looked over at her group of friends and I was like maybe you should get back to your birthday party now… And she’s like ‘oh.. you should go tell any happy birthday. Just run up to her and say happy birthday’ I was like. Uh… No… She hates me… (Oh I forgot I havent really been posting a lot of Kayla stuff lately because work is cock blocking me and they wrote me up for taking to Kayla too much and they called her boss and anyways once a couple weeks ago on Friday the 13th I left Kayla this dumb cheesy note and a bunch of candy and I guess she told (her ex) about it and her ex was like mad or something. idk Kayla said she was kind of mad. So I guess she hates me. Even though we’ve never met.) And yeah. Omg how did I make this so long about Kayla when I only talked to her for like 5 minutes. Mzoshrirfjpdod. Imissher. But anyways. So then I saw Kaitlind who’s this other girl I sort of talked to/liked a while back. Like around my birthdayish. And this time I successfully ran away. Then I saw dozens of other random people. And then a couple of my other friends. And yeah. It was a good night. I didn’t realize how much I missed my sister. I haven’t hung out with her like that in… Years… Were going out to lunch I think on Thursday. I’m excited.
For stupid pride today. I was so excited to go look at all the hot babes.
BUTTTTT, EVERYONE HATES ME.
so even though I had like 17 back up people I was planning on going with, somehow every single one cancelled/flaked.
*disadvantages of not having a car*
*disadvantages of being hated by everyone*
I just want to eat for the rest of my life.
I’ve been laying in my bed in nothing but my underwear for like… 5 hours.
Because I was planning on just throwing my clothes on when my friend got here.
But guess what…
*this is a real cliffhanger*
was so cuteee~~ first off it was suuuuper busy so i didnt really get to see kayla until around 5:30 or something. :T but i just poked my head in and was like ‘halllllllo?’ but she was on the phone and i just like waved, then she waved and i said id be back. well i went down to the fitting room to start working on returns but i guess i had more then i thought.. so like 15/20 minutes passed and i peeked my head over and saw her wandering by layaway, but then she spotted me and started heading towards me and i like started slowly backing up into the little place in the fitting room where we keep all of our hangers and what not. and then i like peeked out again and she was super close then she just started running at me and then she like… tackle/hugged me and started saying ’ hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ’ but the whole time i thought she was saying ‘HIDE’. so i was like backing up into the hangers room again with her… holding me and she was like squeezing me and my back was pressed against the hangers and just… skvneogh4otjgotgjrtrt4hjothtihj460gtjhoij046my7hu648. then she pulled back and was like hiiiiiiii. and i just started laughing then she was like “your ear was really cold… my lip touched it..” and i was like o -o (but in my head im like ♥ u♥) and then i just started laughing again and shes like, “you know… whenever you laugh or smile, your eyes get really small and squinty and asiany” and i was like nu uhhhh(meanwhile my eyes are squinty.) and she was like dont worry though, its a compliment its cute. and i was like kdgirjgjriot. i think thats why i like her so much. she is so observant. like.. extremely observant. i love when people notice things. nvorjorjtgtrg
so then i had a dr pepper in my cart and she so just grabs it and drinks it like it was nothing and im just like(in my head. omgomgomgomgomgomg she just drank from my drink. wat omg. omg. o m g. O M G. like she is getting so comfortable i dunno what happened.) but irl im just like ‘i have all of the herpes.’ dfnvoerjnojr. i am so awkward. and then she drank more and im like, welp. now we both have herpes. and im like ‘juuust kidding i only have chlamydia.’ and shes like well wanna go in the back and share some more things. and im just like okaaay. lmao anyways. a little later on i walked over by her again and she found a herseys cookies and cream bar thing in my cart and was like are you gonna eat this… whatever it is..’ and im like. youve never ate a cookies and cream?! so i made her try it and she liked it because she ate like.. half of it. lmaaaao. but then she was like ‘you need to eat some of thiiiiiiis’ and she was holding out a piece and i like stepped up to get it and then she just like.. put it in my mouth. bahahahaha. it was cute. anyways. then i got called to layaway and i wasnt done before she left and she like stopped over and waved and said bye and whatnot and i dont think shes ever like actually.. said bye if i wasnt already with her when she got off. like shes never came and found me. so it was cute. and for some reason yesterday and today shes just been randomly wearing a hat. and she looks so cute. ive never seen her in a hat. hehe. ><
ANYWAYS.
THIS WAS THE LONGEST THING OF MY LIFE.
OMG.
IM SO SORRY. but idk whats gotten into her but she is making me like her even more.
i didnt have to work. and at first i didnt have any plans at all. then my best friend is all like ‘come over and we’ll do stuffffffff’ so i came over or whatever and then her dad tell us to go get him ice and this tomato juice stuff, which looked like poop btw. anyways. so we went to my work to see if they had it, which we did. well of course i had to stop over and see kaylaaaa~~
so i ran over there and she was behind the wall where her computer is but she was sitting back kind of far so she could sort of see me. and i like peeked in and then she saw me and i tried to run away awkwardly but it didnt work.. > w<
and she like hung up on whoever she was talking to and jumped up and came over to me and she’s like ‘woah.. you dont work today’ and im like ‘yeeeeeeeeep. i just came here for some juice.’ and then somehow she notices my ankle (im wearing capris and i sliced my ankle open in the shower and it’s really gross and bloody looking and just ew ; ~ ;) and she’s like ‘omg what happened to your ankle?!’ and im just like… :c i cut it. :c but i was kind of shocked that she even noticed it.
then my friend calls me (she’s in the checkouts waiting for me to bring her my discount -_-) and i was like omg she’s calling me! and kayla was like ‘oh no! just come hide in here with me!’ and i was like ”nooooo~~ i cant, she’ll be mad!” and she’s like “well let me answer.” so i hand her my phone and she answers and is talking to roxy and roxys all like “WHEREAREYOU.” and kayla’s just like ‘im… by… the babies.’ and i just started laughing and then she just keeps telling her she(me) is by the babies.. whatever that is. lmao. and then im just like ‘weeeeeeeeeeell, i better go :c ‘ and she’s like “well dont you work tomorrow?” and im just like “yeeeeeees. i dunno what time though.” and she’s like “well i know it’s before 5, so ill see you before i leave” And yeah.
so that was my kayla spam for the day.
also, im letting you all know that my blog will slowly be turning into a mushy lovey dovey blog probs.. and i’ll understand if you all just want to unfollow me now. ; n; i know im probably getting annoying. im sorry.
Uhhhhh djslakdbebdkmshgge. Can I just have her already. I only got to talk to her for like 20 minutes today but seriously. I’ve never blushed so much. She was telling me about her plans for the next couple days and she kept asking me to come in her little studio and I’m just like Nooooo. I’ll die. (Idk I just feel like the ground will turn into lava if go in there) And I was like well what do I get if I go in there? And she’s like ‘a big juicy kiss’ (and at this point she’s on the other side of this little wall where her printer is) and I was just like pffffffffft and started giggling. And she’s like ‘is that a no…?’ And I was like… ‘No that was a giggle’ and she’s like, well that was the cutest giggle. And then she looks at me and I was blushing so much oh my god. And she’s like why are you so red?! Do you have a man crush on me? And I was like… No… I’m not a man.. And she was like a woman crush..? And I’m like.. I’m not a woman either. And she’s like lady crush? Girl crush? And I didn’t answer. And she’s like ‘just tell me you have a crush on me. It’ll make me happy and make me feel better about myself.’ And I was just like ‘knowing that a creepy little weird girl has a crush on you will make you feel better..?’ And she’s like but youre not weird. We have the same music taste and you’re cool. And I was just like…. . w. And then she’s like you smell good. Like flowers and a hint of fresh fruit.. and I’m just like Wahhhh. Freakout. Jslslsbsndknak. And she’s like why are you being so awkward. And I’m like.. I always am. And then she had to take her money up to the service desk and I was like waiting for her. Then this new guy (who is super attractive) was asking me stuff about layaway and she stood like right behind me. Like there was only an inch between us I swear. And then after he leaves she’s like do you work tomorrow and I was like yes. And she was like yayyyyy and like kicked her leg in the air. And she’s like what time? And I was like I dunno. And she’s like probably 5, you normally come in around 5. And then she was like. Wellllll I have to go byee. And I’m just like.. leomwvdnrlsjshdbkdlapsudjdhywhebdbnrjdnx. So now I’m telling you Tumblr.
