i dont know how i feel
and i cant move
so me and Kayla are looking at apartments or whatever and she said she didn’t want to live on the south side of town, mostly because basically a lot of the crime here happens on the south side of town. I on the other hand wouldn’t mind it because pretty much all the apartments on this side if town are cheap and I have lived on the south side my whole life but I specifically said no to two of the apartment complexes because they’re like the worst of the worst and she texted me saying she was looking at apartments and one of them she liked was Twin Oaks which was one of them I said no to and I’m just like noooooo omg. I wouldnt even live there. Like.. I mean I would but id rather not. Just nooooooo omg.
my girlfriend wants to sell her kidney and im trying to tell her its illegal in america and she doesn’t belive me
….i have watched all 14 seasons of law & order: svu… i know what im talking about
i was talking to my girlfriend and brought up sigmund freud and she was like ‘who..?? the lion guys..?’ and i was so confused and then i realized she thought i was talking about siegfried and roy..
girlfriend: *telling me story about someone hitting on her*... are you jealous?
me: why do you always want me to be jealous?
girlfriend: I JUST WANT YOU TO LIKE ME AND BE JEALOUS
the facial expression I’m making is someone who is wondering if they’ve gone too far for nice selfie lighting.. while climbing a ladder 10ft off the ground… i’ve gone too far.