So I bought a buunnnchhh of snacks for tomorrow right? Like a bunch. Cause I have the day off.
A huge bag of chex mix, corn nuts, hot fries, goldfish, pickles, and some candy bars.
.. I’ve been sitting here waiting for my friend since like 8 and I’ve been watching the stuff I recorded on the DVR and I already ate all the pickles, half the goldfish, all the corn nuts, 3 candy bars, half of the bag of chexmix and the whole bag of hot fires.

I’m so fucking hungry I want real food. Actually all I wanted was tea. But the teahouse closes in an hour and she probably will still be with her boyfriend by then because she told me she was going to be here at 10.. an hour ago.

Idfk.
so I’m just going to take some shots until I can’t walk. That sounds good.
I have tomorrow off.

i need to go to sleep

really i do

i think i am drunk now

its okay

i am numb and i dont feel anything anymore

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

tonight is so poop

omg

all day kayla is crying and miserable and i dont know how to help her. all i could do was hug her. and work was jst awful anyways, labor day weekend.
then i was really excited because my mom and aunts and sister wanted to go out so i asked this really really attractive man i work with to take me home, and he did. and i thought something would happen, but nothing did besides more teasing. :c

and i did hang out with my best friend for like a hour but then i just came home to do nothing but sit on tumblr.

and its like 90 degrees. and i texted my crush or what the fuck ever you want to call him and he never answered. then i also texted my friend who took like 3 hours to respond with a 1 word response.

and then my mom and my sister come stumbling in, like 5 minutes ago (at 3am) and they’re all drunk and hiccuping and my sister just comes up behind me and grabs and pulls my hair like.. hard for no reason plus she has ridiculously long nails which scratched the fuck out of my head. then my mom comes stumbling over to me and is all over my shoulder looking at what im doing. and im just like.. yes? and shes like ‘hi. what are you doing’ and im just like hi im bored (completely annoyed at this point) and shes like “well then go to sleep” and im just like. no. then she like smacks my upper arm and is like “yes! go to sleep so you can wake up and help me can!” and im just like… -________________________________________-

omfg. i am so ANNOYED.

on top of that my best friend decided to smoke without me. like

wtf.

all ive been wanting for like the last 2 months is to get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

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I have beer breath now.
Gross.

Going to bed.

Summer beer.
I. Am. Gone.
Bahahahahaha.
Wayhooebuttholesex.

Everything is the best with Robert and Alyssa.
So happpppppy.

BATTTTTTLESHOTS~~~~~~~~~~~

My lips are too big for my faceeee

I just make dumb faces when I’m intoxicated.

Confesses how much he likes me and how he used to have the biggest crush on me and thinks I’m so cute and how he would kiss me right now if he was single. *not sure if its the alcohol or…

Niggas is crazy lately.