I AM SO CONFUSED.
how many attractive lesbians do i have to follow before one of them mutually follows me and then we learn that we live relatively close and we fall in love and are happy and cute together forever?
so you guys all pretty much know, well at least the few people who read my ramblings know about me and the cute boy the other night right?
okay anyways. so that was like a week ago and my hickeys still havent gone away.
so my mom just now saw one of them like 15 minutes ago.
“WAT NO I WISH”
so i guess i just came out to my mom
and she did not give a fuck
she just wanted to know who im dating
ive decided that i cant be a lesbian because im just not that talented and i dont want to disappoint anyone or ruin anyones night
So Kayla is the cutest thing. The last couple days she’s just been so flirty and cute since we finally got to start talking again(we got in trouble for talking too much). Anyways. The other day she like ran up behind me and hugged me super tight and just ughhh she gives the bessst hugs. I could hug her forever. I want to hug her. Like right now. Ughh Anyways. So then we were talking or whatever and there was just so many cute things. Like we all have to wear these little badges with stupid stuff on them and mine is something about our rewards cards and I put it on my name take like right next to my boobs, thinking of course ill get way more people to sign up. Anyways Kayla is all like oh rewards card? And I’m like Yeahh I figured this would catch peoples attention. And she was like, well it didn’t catch my attention. And I’m just like :( well I’m not wearing y good push bra. & she was like well no, because I was distracted by your beautiful face. and I’m just like… Smsjslsdnkslshdf. And then she kept calling me sweetie, pumpkin, sugarplum, darling, etc. And I’m just like melting. MY ENTIRE BODY WAS MELTING. and I’m just like Kayla… You can’t call me that. You’re in a committed relationship. And she was like…… What? No I’m not. And I was like ‘in a commuted relationship.. with the single life.’ And we were arguing about how it doesn’t make sense and blahblahblah. Then I was like walking away at one point and turn around and she was like looking at my butt and I’m just like “Kayla… Are you looking at my butt??” & she was just like Yup. Pfffft Oh then she was saying how she was a cougar. And I’m just like… How… You always complain about how you feel so old because your ex was only 21 and your 24 and you felt so old and you hate itblahblah And she’s just like Nooo. I’m a cougar. I go for the young ones. And I’m just like .. :$ Then some how we were talking about bras and she was like saying how she had so many. And she started like rubbing her boobs. And then somehow she tried to rub her boobs on mine (jokingly.. I think) I was like nooooo only my husband can rub his boobs on my boobs! And I’m like if you want it you gotta put a ring on it. And she starts singing and doing the single ladies dances. And I’m just like laughing all over the place and just zkmsislSMSKDNzmmxmdls There’s just too much cute to remember. Oh! But yesterday I was with a customer and she’s like ‘I need to ask you something.’ And I’m like omg. This is it this is it oh mygod I’m so nervous. Then after I get done with the customer I go over and talk to her and she’s like ‘hey. You know that song that’s like rahrah with nina’ and I was like… What? Yes? And she was like you know they aren’t saying rara? And I’m just like…. Yes? It’s riding round with that nina. And she’s like yeah. Isn’t that crazy? And I’m just like. Whaaaat Then I had to tell her what nina and keisha and everything really meant etc. And she’s like wooooah how do you know all that?! And I’m just like. uhm… Idk.. its common sense… for me.. I guess? And then I’m like. That’s all you had to ask me? And she’s like yeah. And I’m just like.. -________________- “Woww I though you were going to come up to me and be like Jayce.. so.. I want to take you out on a really nice date. And then you propose to me and we get married and live happily ever after.” And she had like this shocked look on her have and she’s like ‘really?!’ And like smiled and did this weird cute little laugh/giggle she does at he end of the last word in her sentences when she is like.. taken off guard. And I was just like Yeahhhh but you just crushed all my hopes and dreams soooooo then I ran away awkwardly. Lmao. So. Yeah. It was time for a Kayla update. Sorry it was so long.
So I went for like the last 2 hours-ish. I saw sooooo many people I knew! Oh my god. Even people who like hated me in high school ran up and hugged me like we were just the best of friends. Like even people I hadn’t seen since freshman year. It’s weird that people remember me like that. Oh and of course guess who I see there… Kayla. Waaaah she was sooo cute! ^ u^ And like okay I’m walking around with my sister and her girlfriend. And then we were walking away from the stage towards like he food stands and stuff because her gf wanted to smoke. Then I saw Kayla. (Well I was kinda far away and it was dark and I have bad vision already plus I could only see her profile and at first I’m like ‘wow that girl is super cute wait… She looks familiar. wait… Wait… Wait… WAIT… Oh my god.’) And I like freaked and turned around super fast. And my sister is just like… “o . o wat?” Then Kayla spots me (SHE WAS WITH HER EX BTW. TODAY IS HER EX’S BIRTHDAY. -____-) anyways. She spots me and shes just like.. waaaaah! And runs at me (like her friends and her ex is talking to her and and she just leaves them and runs away towards me.) And she like tackles me and she was like ultra mega super monster bear hugging me and she was like holding me so tight and I’m just like ( *swoon* /*w*/) omg we were hugging for so long. I just. Jdjlsksnshendljtnsnjsjsjwkakkslspsj. Then we were talking for a second and I introduced her to my sister and her gf and it was weird because she knew my sisters girlfriend from high school I guess. And Idk. Then I looked over at her group of friends and I was like maybe you should get back to your birthday party now… And she’s like ‘oh.. you should go tell any happy birthday. Just run up to her and say happy birthday’ I was like. Uh… No… She hates me… (Oh I forgot I havent really been posting a lot of Kayla stuff lately because work is cock blocking me and they wrote me up for taking to Kayla too much and they called her boss and anyways once a couple weeks ago on Friday the 13th I left Kayla this dumb cheesy note and a bunch of candy and I guess she told (her ex) about it and her ex was like mad or something. idk Kayla said she was kind of mad. So I guess she hates me. Even though we’ve never met.) And yeah. Omg how did I make this so long about Kayla when I only talked to her for like 5 minutes. Mzoshrirfjpdod. Imissher. But anyways. So then I saw Kaitlind who’s this other girl I sort of talked to/liked a while back. Like around my birthdayish. And this time I successfully ran away. Then I saw dozens of other random people. And then a couple of my other friends. And yeah. It was a good night. I didn’t realize how much I missed my sister. I haven’t hung out with her like that in… Years… Were going out to lunch I think on Thursday. I’m excited.
was so cuteee~~
THIS WAS THE LONGEST THING OF MY LIFE.
IM SO SORRY.
oh my god.
i didnt have to work. and at first i didnt have any plans at all. then my best friend is all like ‘come over and we’ll do stuffffffff’ so i came over or whatever and then her dad tell us to go get him ice and this tomato juice stuff, which looked like poop btw.
Uhhhhh djslakdbebdkmshgge. Can I just have her already. I only got to talk to her for like 20 minutes today but seriously. I’ve never blushed so much. She was telling me about her plans for the next couple days and she kept asking me to come in her little studio and I’m just like Nooooo. I’ll die. (Idk I just feel like the ground will turn into lava if go in there) And I was like well what do I get if I go in there? And she’s like ‘a big juicy kiss’ (and at this point she’s on the other side of this little wall where her printer is) and I was just like pffffffffft and started giggling. And she’s like ‘is that a no…?’ And I was like… ‘No that was a giggle’ and she’s like, well that was the cutest giggle. And then she looks at me and I was blushing so much oh my god. And she’s like why are you so red?! Do you have a man crush on me? And I was like… No… I’m not a man.. And she was like a woman crush..? And I’m like.. I’m not a woman either. And she’s like lady crush? Girl crush? And I didn’t answer. And she’s like ‘just tell me you have a crush on me. It’ll make me happy and make me feel better about myself.’ And I was just like ‘knowing that a creepy little weird girl has a crush on you will make you feel better..?’ And she’s like but youre not weird. We have the same music taste and you’re cool. And I was just like…. . w. And then she’s like you smell good. Like flowers and a hint of fresh fruit.. and I’m just like Wahhhh. Freakout. Jslslsbsndknak. And she’s like why are you being so awkward. And I’m like.. I always am. And then she had to take her money up to the service desk and I was like waiting for her. Then this new guy (who is super attractive) was asking me stuff about layaway and she stood like right behind me. Like there was only an inch between us I swear. And then after he leaves she’s like do you work tomorrow and I was like yes. And she was like yayyyyy and like kicked her leg in the air. And she’s like what time? And I was like I dunno. And she’s like probably 5, you normally come in around 5. And then she was like. Wellllll I have to go byee. And I’m just like.. leomwvdnrlsjshdbkdlapsudjdhywhebdbnrjdnx. So now I’m telling you Tumblr.