thoughts on this movie:
- oh god, the brother is so incredibly attractive
- except for his really low quality fake tattoos
- the giant prince albert, no.
- i basically hated the main character until the end when she began using her vagina for good.
- when the first guy, toby got his wiener bit off. i was so sad. he was so adorable.
- when the doctor got his fingers bit off i had to restrain myself from cheering because it was 5am
- why the fuck would you let that ugly guy with the jew fro conquer you
- basically i only watched this movie to judge the men
