May 2013
sugar-glaze: All I want in life is to be a hot babe covered in tattoos.
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americanonline: americanonline: look at how frickin content this snail is with his little stick i think we all need to calm down and look at this snail again
May 22nd
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kanyewesticle: there isnt a time in my life when im not thinking man i could really do with having a pizza right now
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May 21st
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
May 21st
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I feel like poopy butts and I want to cry and I think my throat is bleeding and I can’t talk and it hurts and I have to go to work and today was supposed to be my day off nd I just want to lay in bed and cry and our corporate people are coming which means I can’t just go to work and be lazy like the one time I’m Dick and corporate is coming in for a two day store check...
May 21st
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mukuroikusaba: seing a funny post but it only has like 3 notes and youre like “am i allowed to reblog that”
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fuchsiatyrant: fatkidinmath: kazoothekid: earljrsmith: Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET. NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG google it
May 21st
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i dont know how i feel and i always feel this way after midnight but its like im s t u c k in one place and i cant move i cant talk i cant sleep im just stuck for hours
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broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so...
May 21st
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dean-ismean: how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself
May 21st
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brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
May 21st
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ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr
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tokomon: youcanlevitateme: Patriarchy =  menstrual blood is gross, ew- keep it 13918321 miles away from me YUCK Cum? You swallow that shit. I’ll rub that shit all over your face and tits. 
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textpostsrus: masticatingtocorn: lameborghini: people are gross i want to be a dog dogs lick their own ass humans lick each others asses
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