someone in my german class had a birthday today so his friend suggested that we sing, so everyone started singing the song in german but my teacher stopped us and said that a lot of germans just sing it in english so he made us sing the song in english but with a german accent
I’m crying because that’s actually just what we do
The hideous Octomoose
im scared to go to sleep tonight
omg that took me so long to realize there is two of them hahaha
Kind of a cool visualization for Sleipnir, though.
good grief Loki keep your pants on
I did not have sex with that moose.
so this is what the offspring of loki and jared would look like
YOU DKNT MIX THOSE FANDOMSSS
The last three Disney films that starred POC were the Emperor’s New Groove in 2000, Brother Bear in 2003 and Princess and the Frog in 2009.
What did they have in common?
But doesn’t hunchback of noterdame, Pocahontas, Mulan & alladin count or no?
my Africana Women’s Studies professor.
(One of the most empowering things I’ve ever been told. I’ll never forget it.)
The only way life comes into this world is through the female body. That is as close to the Gods as you can get.
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
people are so quick to assume that all fat people hate being fat. and i mean, obviously there are fat people who hate being fat. but nobody ever stops and asks if those people actually hate being fat because of the way their body looks and feels, or if they hate being fat because of how terribly people treat them solely based on the size of their body.
“This guy reading the newspaper on the subway is Keanu Reeves.
He is from a problematic family. His father was arrested when he was 12 for drug dealing and his mother was a stripper. His family moved to Canada and there he had several step dads.
He watched his girlfriend die. They were about to get married, and she died in a car accident. And also before that she had lost her baby. Since then Keanu avoids serious relationships and having kids.
He’s one of the only Hollywood stars without a Mansion. He said: ‘I live in a flat, I have everything that I need at anytime, why choose an empty house?’
One of his best friends died by overdose, he was River Phoenix (Joaquin Phoenix’s brother). Almost in the same year Keanu’s father was arrested again.
His younger sister had leukemia. Today she is cured, and he donated 70% of his gains from the movie Matrix to Hospitals that treat leukemia.
In one of his birthdays, he got to a little candy shop and bought him a cake, and started eating alone. If a fan walked by he would talk to them and offer some of the cake.
He doesn’t have bodyguards, and he doesn’t wear fancy clothes.
When they asked him about ‘Sad Keanu’, he replied: ‘You need to be happy to live, I don’t.’”
so dying rn I need to sleep asap.